Extract:
He knew he had entered the chat room when he saw the
message announcing his arrival, and he realized his two
mistakes: He had used his real name, while all others
were listed as some explicit or exaggerated description
of human anatomy, and he had accidentally entered an
adult chat room. Before he could think of what to do
next, he got involved in responding to messages from
someone called oriental_goddess_of_pleasure. Within a
few minutes, he was audaciously and seductively lured
into a private chat by this female. When he came to know
that she was in Singapore, suddenly the images of
himself and a lovely oriental woman with their arms
around each other’s waists started floating in his mind.
For the next hour or so, he was typing away to glory but
was brought back to his senses when he heard a knock on
the door. It was his wife asking him what he was doing
in the room with the door closed. He quickly bid goodbye
to his chat buddy and shut down the PC before opening
the door.
“Oh, honey, I was just browsing the net. Did you know
that they have recently discovered a tenth planet in our
solar system?” he said, trying to hide his excitement
from the online adventure.
“What do I care? But why are you so sweaty? I hope you
were not surfing any porno sites,” she said
indifferently.
He blushed, as if caught red-handed, and quickly went
toward the bathroom to take a shower, mumbling under his
breath. She looked at him with a mischievous smile and
followed him. After closing the door behind them, she
asked, “Hey did you check out any adult sites? I’ve
heard they are pretty good! Why don’t we browse
together?”
